Holy Shit

I was at my friend's house and his friends came over and were trying to get him to go out with them. Then this one asian guy or girl, I couldn't tell at first, walks by me and grabs my ass. I thought nothing of it, just an accident. Then later, that person asks, "What time is it?" looks at their watch and wraps their arms around me and tries to kiss me. I suddenly figure out that this guy/girl person was a Vietnamese butch lesbian. I push her away by the shoulders and tell her, "You're not hot."

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Then Chris and I had to go to the bathroom and the nearest place to go was in this church. The toilet is in the middle of the aisle, near the entrance, and the Holy Water is behind it. So I sit in the toilet to pee, when I suddenly got diarrhea. All of a sudden a bunch of people come in and I realize that a service will be starting soon. So I'm sitting there, with people reaching behind me for the holy water, and I can't help but poo. I'm stalling with the toilet paper, folding it over and over, waiting for all the people to get in the church so I can wipe my ass and leave. But then I realized, being in the middle of the aisle, people would see me wipe the back part and not the front, giving away the fact that I was pooing in front of them. I already know they know what I was doing because of the stench around me, but for some reason I just could not get myself to wipe my ass. So I just pulled my pants up and ran. Without wiping my ass.

The next parts of my dream was not as exciting or weird so I'm not gonna write about it. I pooed in the middle of a church.