Awesome jawsome zombie dream

OK, so wooden room with this native guy, we knew there were zombies out there, that's why we locked ourselves in this room. Then his zombie sister was pounding on the door, and of course, he HAD to open it, she was his sister how could he not bla bla, then he was explaining to her not to turn us into zombies cuz you know, that's bad. Then these 2 hot zombie chicks with horns came in and told me i had to come with them because the master zombie or their leader or something wanted to turn me into a zombie. So of course, I go or else they'd kill the native dude, but then somehow my mind skips the turning into zombie part, which was probably scary and that's why it was censored out by my mind, I guess. Anyway, I'm back in the wooden room and I know I'm a zombie and I KNOW i was going to have the urge to kill Native guy, so I jumped out the window(some storeys high) cuz I knew I couldn't die, I was a zombie. Then after landing (WHICH WAS SO AWESOME, free falling and landing like a ninja), i climbed up the rooftops and watched some kids throw rocks into the building I was just in (which was this cool gothic Victorian style house) and me and the Native Guy attack them and capture them, and throw them in the living room. And they were all tied up and stuff, but that's all I can remember.

I WAS A ZOMBIE!!!

Dream #2

Ok um.. I was with a couple of guys from AI, and they were talking about seeing some girl naked and they were talking about how badly she needs to shave cuz she's hot but appearantly underneath her clothes she's as hairy as chewbacca... then I ask them who it was and they tell me.Then they show me a pic of her wearing a bikini, then another picture of her naked but where her bikini was, it was covered in fur. So like 3 triangular furry sections on her body. it was weird.

I don't want to reveal who that girl is on my blog, so ask me in person.

Dream #1

I'm gonna blog this before I forget.

I'm somewhere, I think a dining room, and I'm supposed to be cleaning. Then someone from my class walks up to me and shows me a used condom with red flaky crusts, and he's crying because he just slept with some girl and he got an STD, hence the red crusts. And I ask him, "Well, who did you sleep with?" and he says, "Princess Peach."

Yeah, Princess Peach from Mario.